
Say anything
There’s no dialogue wheel. Type what you’d actually say — a joke, a confession, a lie you’ll have to keep straight — and the house reacts to you, not to option B.
The Pool House · A playable series
You’re the newest contestant on a reality show where every housemate is a living AI character. Flirt, lie, fall for someone you shouldn’t. They remember all of it — and every week, they write a name.
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“Welcome to The Pool House. Ten of you, eight weeks, and nobody goes home.”
Camille Vane, your host

There’s no dialogue wheel. Type what you’d actually say — a joke, a confession, a lie you’ll have to keep straight — and the house reacts to you, not to option B.

Every housemate has their own secrets, history and hesitations. A promise you made by the pool gets remembered. Gossip travels. Trust is earned slowly and lost in one sentence.

At the end of every week, everyone writes one name — or leaves the card blank. Camille reads how many names each of you got, never who wrote them. Write each other, and the Pool House is yours for an evening.

At the end of every episode, production shows you the clips. Spotlight one, add context, or try to bury it — but if someone else’s camera caught it too, it airs anyway.
Ten strangers. Every one of them came here for a reason you haven’t heard yet.

Everyone’s favorite bad influence. Nothing in this house scares her — allegedly.

Sells million-dollar paintings with a raised eyebrow. Came to study “the most expensive room in America.”

Everyone’s older brother. Knows your drink order by night two.

“I’m the only honest person in this house, and it’s going to make me rich.”

Has heard every version of “it just happened.” Reads the last page of everyone’s story.

Knows exactly which camera is live — a talent people keep mistaking for a personality.

Unnervingly honest about missing the version of himself that mattered on a Saturday.

Unshockable, endlessly patient, and better at reading a room than anyone gives him credit for.

Never met a silence she wouldn’t fill or a rule she wouldn’t test.

Dry, unhurried, impossible to rattle. Watching the room while everyone else watches the couple.